Mexican.
Dreamer.
Lauren is bae.
Camila is bae.
Normani: Putting milk in the bowl first is divorce worthy.
Dinah: Or wetting your toothbrush before putting toothpaste on.
Camila: Wow, excuse you. Maybe I like to soften the bristles first.
Lauren: Who the fuck doesn't wet their toothbrush before putting toothpaste on, what the fuck.
Dinah: Who the fuck does.
Lauren: I the fuck do.
Dinah: What the fuck man.
Lauren: Fuck you.
Ally: Stop.
Camila: Close your eyes, bro.
Dinah: Alright, bro.
Camila: What do you see, bro?
Dinah: Nothing, bro.
Camila: That’s my life without you, bro.
Dinah, holding back tears: Bro…
Camila: Bro.
[On the phone]
Camila: Lo, you’ll never guess who’s going to have a baby. [pause]
Camila: No Lo, not me, stop crying. No, Lauren, it’s Dinah. [pause]
Camila: Lauren, stop laughing.
Lauren: wanna hear a story?
Ally: sure
Lauren: so this one time i got high-
Ally: oh dear lord
Lauren: i got the munchies so i snuck into the kitchen to get a snack, it’s all dark so i assume everyone’s asleep. tiptoe through the dining room to get to the fridge, very slowly make a bowl of cereal in order to make no noise.
Ally: right…
Lauren: turns out it was 7 o’clock in the evening, i was just wearing sunglasses and my parents were at the dinner table watching me creep around the kitchen and pour the worlds slowest bowl of cereal.
Ally: …
Lauren: THAT high.
A king size bed is never big enough when shared with the wrong person. But that same bed seems gigantic when shared with the right person.
